June 18, 2007

Video Killed the Radio Star and Other Murders


  1. Cell phones killed the payphone (Superman now changes in public).
  2. Microwaves killed homecooked meals (Alice was fired by the Bradys)
  3. E-mail killed the handwritten letter (Charlie Brown's mailbox is still empty)
  4. Cable killed family TV time (We now eat our TV dinners alone)
  5. IPods killed family arguments about stereo volume (Now we don't talk at all)
  6. PlayStation killed Little League (Now we're fat without a uniform)
  7. Amazon killed the Sears Wishbook (Now I can have even more material things)

--Brockeim
Brockeim killed Slim-Fast (It's not just for breakfast anymore)

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