April 17, 2009

Tweets You Won't Likely See

Barack Obama: An idiot driver just cut in front of the motorcade. WTF.

Oprah Winfrey: I'm just so tired of authors scamming me. My book club is going all Shakespeare next year.

Brad Pitt: Anjelina torques me off. Doesn't she know if I can dump Jennifer, I can dump her when some PYT comes onto me on the set?

Al Gore: Barack stole the White House from me.

Tweets You Will See
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